Ingredients
• One large chicken breast
• One bag Dole’s Caesar salad mix
• One-half cup shredded cheddar cheese
• Six tablespoons Caesar salad dressing
Serves two
Preparation
• Clean off cooking surface of propane grill. Make sure clumps of last meal are removed.
• Spritz Pam cooking spray onto the grill surface.
• Light grill standing far enough back to avoid singeing eyebrows.
• Place chicken breast on grill.
• Go inside and find a rerun of Two and a Half Man. Marvel at how Charlie always gets lucky.
• Remember chicken is on the grill. Rush outside and turn the bird with a long spatula, avoiding the flames and the heat. Hopefully, bird only slightly charred.
• Return inside. Wife has switched channel to nightly news. Start playing Candy Crush Saga.
• Remember chicken is on the grill. Rush outside and turn the bird. Equally charred on both sides.
• Return inside. Wife is upstairs folding laundry. Switch back to Charlie Harper.
• Remember chicken is on the grill. Grab a sharp knife, return outside and cut into the chicken. Must be white inside. Turn off grill and remove chicken.
• Empty salad contents equally onto two plates. Pick up wayward croutons from counter top and return to plates if 5-second rule not expired.
• Slice chicken breast into quarter-inch pieces. Place equal amounts of both plates.
• Dump a quarter-cup of shredded cheddar aesthetically on each plate covering the chicken. Make sure charred parts are hidden.
• Schplootz Caesar dressing in circular manner on both plates atop the cheddar, chicken, and salad. Remove excess from thumb.
• Place on table and voila!
• One large chicken breast
• One bag Dole’s Caesar salad mix
• One-half cup shredded cheddar cheese
• Six tablespoons Caesar salad dressing
Serves two
Preparation
• Clean off cooking surface of propane grill. Make sure clumps of last meal are removed.
• Spritz Pam cooking spray onto the grill surface.
• Light grill standing far enough back to avoid singeing eyebrows.
• Place chicken breast on grill.
• Go inside and find a rerun of Two and a Half Man. Marvel at how Charlie always gets lucky.
• Remember chicken is on the grill. Rush outside and turn the bird with a long spatula, avoiding the flames and the heat. Hopefully, bird only slightly charred.
• Return inside. Wife has switched channel to nightly news. Start playing Candy Crush Saga.
• Remember chicken is on the grill. Rush outside and turn the bird. Equally charred on both sides.
• Return inside. Wife is upstairs folding laundry. Switch back to Charlie Harper.
• Remember chicken is on the grill. Grab a sharp knife, return outside and cut into the chicken. Must be white inside. Turn off grill and remove chicken.
• Empty salad contents equally onto two plates. Pick up wayward croutons from counter top and return to plates if 5-second rule not expired.
• Slice chicken breast into quarter-inch pieces. Place equal amounts of both plates.
• Dump a quarter-cup of shredded cheddar aesthetically on each plate covering the chicken. Make sure charred parts are hidden.
• Schplootz Caesar dressing in circular manner on both plates atop the cheddar, chicken, and salad. Remove excess from thumb.
• Place on table and voila!